Artist: Egoraptor
Track: Goomba Song
Plays: 3,644 plays

Arin singing the Goomba song and completely ignoring Danny talking

mishaphilia:

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

lesmeaning:

instead of spending so much time assuring other people that “asexuals can have sex to please their partner” why don’t we spend time assuring asexuals that they are under no obligation to have sex with their partners to please them, and that if their partner cant respect their sexuality, they don’t deserve them.

(Source: monosexuals)

koercion:

A Washington Post reporter.

In America.

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

(Source: mockingday)

kurovoid:

kurokoshirai:

couple with height differences but get this: the younger one is the taller one

i ded

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat)

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

(Source: pinkcookiedimples)

classy-kate:

Mascara, 1917

Whoa now this is what I call a history lesson

(Source: unicornbattleship)

ai-nan:

The year is 2054.

Homestuck has been over for decades and is being analyzed in high school english classes

You can buy an NES in an antique store

Neopets.com is somehow still going strong and putting out new content for its users

and part 4 of the TF2 comic still isn’t out yet

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor)

stacksbreadup:

So real

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)

microstank:

zeekayart:

the real lessons behind the best canadian psas

Don’t You Put It In Your Mouth wasnt about oral sex why does everyone try to make children’s stuff about sex to be edgy omfg

just dont eat random shit you find because it could make you sick/die thats all its saying omfg smh

no im pretty sure its about dicks