queerlittlefucker:

chicken tenders are a lie.  they are not really tender.  do they hold your hand?  do they kiss u sweetly on the forehead?  do they whisper in your ear?  no.  bc they are too chicken

(Source: sherlockholmes-doctorwatson)

voldemortcanyounot:

newerleaf:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

WHAT. THE. FUCK. LOL.

thank you 

» Levels of Tumblr.

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

(Source: meltedbunny)

(Source: awesomephilia.com)

(Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa)

(Source: maddifacee)

copslay:

talking to other queer ppl like

image

(Source: napcake)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(Source: rodzheers)

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)

onlylolgifs:

dubbayoo:

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

(Source: alifelesslonely)

editoress:

(Source: hollandmarierps)

pimp-eridan:

i feel like tumblr purposely puts porn on your dash when parents are in the room…

also when youre in school

professionalcinnabon:

confirmed next pokemon game